Flags fly at half-mast wherever salty sea dogs may be found as Captain Birdseye - aka actor John Hewer dies at the age of 86.
An icon of British popular culture, there was an outcry when Hewer was replaced by a younger, and frankly inferior, model several years ago.
Let me see: Five fishfingers. Two minutes in the microwave. Slap between two slices of fresh bread with loads of ketchup. Om nom nom nom.